strange and unusual
To be or not to be… civilized
Thursday, February 14th, 2008You are at a party…and you are about to break the coveted seal on your bladder.
You find the host’s bathroom, the door is closed so you wait a couple of minutes for someone to come out.
No one comes out, but you are pretty sure in your drunk stupor you heard noises from behind the door. […]
Rowlings Beedle the Bard bought by Amazon
Saturday, December 15th, 2007Turns out that the final buyer for J.K. Rowling’s The Tales of Beedle the Bard was Amazon and there are only seven copies in existence. There was an auction Wednesday night for £1.9 million by London fine art dealer Hazlitt Gooden & Fox.
Can you believe this? That converts to something like 2.75 or 3.0 million […]
Signs that you are the drunk one…
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Without thinking about how retarded this will be perceived as all over the internet, you say:
“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,”
Paris, honey, you need a better publicist. Really. And more than that, pick a cause that affects […]
Honey, these potatoes just look huge!
Saturday, November 10th, 2007
Honey, I’m sorry, I know you had a tough day at work… but the kids were nagging me as I was trying to get dinner on the table, so I shrunk them…. You’ll find them near the potatoes, if you look closely….
Okay, seriously, these are at a place called Devil’s Marbles, in Australia. […]
More proof to what Cows really want
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007More proof that only California has happy cows…
I feel horrible for this cow… tired of dealing with life in Washington State, she decided to break away and make the trek to California…only to become lost, disoriented and ass first on the hood of a minivan full of people who are only happy that she didn’t […]