I’m sorry…WHAT…?!

You are at a party…and you are about to break the coveted seal on your bladder.

You find the host’s bathroom, the door is closed so you wait a couple of minutes for someone to come out.

No one comes out, but you are pretty sure in your drunk stupor you heard noises from behind the door. You try the handle and the door begins to open. You look down at the floor and you see:

do you try to use the bathroom or do you go outside and find a bush????

callipygos :: Feb.14.2008 :: Randomly Musing, strange and unusual :: No Comments »

I’ve watched “Bridge to Terabithia” a few times over the past few months - its on Starz this month, I think it was on Cinemax last month.

Have you seen it? Its a great movie. One of the things that strikes me as wonderfully whimsical about the movie is the children’s imaginations.

I wonder at what point we lose the ability to use our imaginations as fully as children do. Why must adults squelch the ability to “Imagine” in children?

Children should be fanciful and full of make believe worlds. Remember this. Children are our own link to the important things - the things that make us feel good. Try not to squelch their creativity. This innocence, creativity and the make believe worlds they create are the things that keep us sane if we allow them to take us on a journey into their imagines.

I’ll catch ya later, I’m off to have a picnic with the fairies.

callipygos :: Feb.08.2008 :: Movies, Randomly Musing, Revitalizing :: No Comments »

when Demons rear their ugly heads…

In Technicolor scenes, the past
is relived, the present
is stifled, and the future
is destroyed.

Nightmarish battles
are waged; lines are
drawn in the sand,
as the war hungry continue
to invade the land.

But you have to Fight!

Take a moment to reflect
on the future, of what could be
Accomplished, if only

the Battles are won -

if only hope was believed in -

If only -
If only you decided life can begin again Today.

written by me

callipygos :: Jan.31.2008 :: Randomly Musing :: No Comments »

This is what will happen!

callipygos :: Jan.30.2008 :: Randomly Musing :: No Comments »

Hi Everyone, its been a few days since something new… well here’s a good cause that costs nothing but a little bit of your time:

Click Here

Watch the video - that’s all you have to do.  Listen to the song - Change her World - its pretty good.

The band, Five for Fighting, is donating money to Autism Speaks for each time a video is viewed. Their goal is 10,000 views.  The funding goes toward research studies to help find a cure for Autism.

Just click the link above and play the video!  Just do it!

callipygos :: Jan.18.2008 :: Charity, Randomly Musing :: No Comments »

Is this not the strangest feet picture you’ve ever seen????

I mean really, look at that toe spread? A little bit further and they could probably learn to throw a splitter! LMAO

callipygos :: Jan.08.2008 :: Randomly Musing :: No Comments »