State Quarter Program Ending
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The nearly 10-year-old State Quarter program will draw to a close this year. What do you think?
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Archive for January, 2008
Professional Sports Is Very Interesting
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Have you ever noticed how interesting professional sports is? If there’s one topic that I enjoy spending hours thinking about and ruminating upon,…
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We Must All Do Our Part To Preserve This Climate Of Fear
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The last six years have been a golden age of American apprehension and mistrust. Thanks to the events of Sept. 11, 2001, all of America was…
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Jakob Dylan Still Not Convinced Father A Better Songwriter
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LOS ANGELES—Although his father, Bob Dylan, is widely considered to be the voice of a generation, Jakob Dylan, lead singer of folk-rock band…
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Bill Clinton: ‘Screw It, I’m Running For President’
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CHARLESTON, SC—”My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president,” Clinton announced while introducing his wife at a “Hillary ‘08″ rally.
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Giants: ‘We Almost Beat The Patriots Once, We Can Almost Beat Them Again’
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NEW YORK—As they come closer to their Super Bowl clash with the formidable Patriots—the team they nearly defeated in late December—the Giants are confident that they can come close to beating the undefeated AFC champions on…
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