Professional Sports Is Very Interesting
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Have you ever noticed how interesting professional sports is? If there’s one topic that I enjoy spending hours thinking about and ruminating upon,…
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Archive for January 30th, 2008
We Must All Do Our Part To Preserve This Climate Of Fear
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The last six years have been a golden age of American apprehension and mistrust. Thanks to the events of Sept. 11, 2001, all of America was…
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Jakob Dylan Still Not Convinced Father A Better Songwriter
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LOS ANGELES—Although his father, Bob Dylan, is widely considered to be the voice of a generation, Jakob Dylan, lead singer of folk-rock band…
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Bill Clinton: ‘Screw It, I’m Running For President’
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CHARLESTON, SC—”My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president,” Clinton announced while introducing his wife at a “Hillary ‘08″ rally.
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Giants: ‘We Almost Beat The Patriots Once, We Can Almost Beat Them Again’
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NEW YORK—As they come closer to their Super Bowl clash with the formidable Patriots—the team they nearly defeated in late December—the Giants are confident that they can come close to beating the undefeated AFC champions on…
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I woke up this morning thinking…
Oh My God, did the Mets really trade for Johan Santana? Is this really true? Was yesterday just a blur?
Johan -effin-Santana (while this is not exactly a family site, I suspect my mother reads it…). Johan Santana was top 5 in Cy Young voting for best pitcher in the AL 4 years in a row… and won it 2 of those 4… and holy shit! (Damn, sorry mom) he’s only 28!
I logged onto NYFS this morning, before I had an ounce of coffee in my system, and to my great joy… the Mets trading for Santana was not a dream from last night! It really happened! I’ve been doing the happy dance for the last hour… browsing through the excitement that Mets Fans tried to convey all last night. And to think I was going to back up my laptop and format c yesterday afternoon. Thank goodness I didn’t!
The 2008 Season has already begun for me and Mets Fans everywhere and I can’t WAIT for Spring Training!
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