Archive for January 30th, 2008
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Wednesday, January 30th, 2008This is what will happen!
Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
WASHINGTON—A bipartisan committee found the plan was a “super-easy” way to rake in cash, and has already borrowed supplies from Sen. Chuck Hagel’s brother-in-law.
Economic Stimulus Package On Its Way
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
Congress agreed on an economic stimulus package that would give individual taxpayers a rebate of up to $600. What do you think?
State Of The Union Address
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
President Bush delivered his last State Of The Union Address last night. What do you think?
Depressed Candidate Runs Attack Ad About Self
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
WASHINGTON—”Is this who you want running your country?” asks the damaging spot. “Someone who can’t even run a simple microwave without crying?”
State Quarter Program Ending
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
The nearly 10-year-old State Quarter program will draw to a close this year. What do you think?