Archive for January 21st, 2008
« Previous EntriesU.S. Briefly On Canadian Torture List
Monday, January 21st, 2008The Onion
Canada has placed the United States on an official list of countries that practice torture. What do you think?
3.2 Million Unemployed Americans Apply For Opening At Ohio-Area Bob Evans
Monday, January 21st, 2008The Onion
FINDLAY, OH—”I would kill for this opportunity,” said laid-off autoworker Chris Thaney, who has been unemployed since 2006 and previously earned $75,000 a year.
Kraft Introduces New Kraft Doubles For Couples
Monday, January 21st, 2008The Onion
NORTHFIELD,IL—Kraft officials claim that this is the first adjoined-cheese product that’s both practical and sexy.
Crush On Williams-Sonoma Employee Costing Man A Fortune
Monday, January 21st, 2008The Onion
SCHAUMBURG, IL—According to Woodfield Mall patron Thomas Hill, his growing infatuation with Williams-Sonoma employee Kelly Petersen has…
American Idol Ratings Down
Monday, January 21st, 2008The Onion
The season debut of American Idol was the lowest it’s been in four years. What do you think.
Tom Cruise Dines Out With Connor For Birthday
Monday, January 21st, 2008From The Huffington Post
Wow, here’s one of Tom Cruise’s kids and it’s not Suri. I was beginning to think Tom banished Connor and Isabella to his Scientology safehouse. Tommy brought his son out last night for dinner in Los Angeles. It’s Connor’s Birthday. Connor doesn’t even live with Tom! He doesn’t even live with Nicole. […]