Not Snowing Over Here, Man On Phone Reports
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DES MOINES,IA—During a brief, five-minute telephone conversation last Monday, local resident Grant Jacobs, 58, reportedly expressed…
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Archive for January 9th, 2008
Anti-Cancer Machine Invented?
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Research reports on the American Cancer Society’s website suggest that a new machine, invented by a Florida man with no medical training, maybe…
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YouTube Debate Becomes Website’s First Ignored Video
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The video debates received one comment, two stars, and zero favorites.
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Rove Resigns To Spend More Time In Shadows
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Rove claimed he never felt comfortable operating within the visible light spectrum
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Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide
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“We can no longer ignore the facts — carbon dioxide is real,” Bush said.
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