Archive for January 9th, 2008
« Previous Entries[audio] Construction Of Stretch Of Turnpike Has Been Going On Since, Like, 1997
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008The Onion
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Word ‘Immunity’ Used Outside Of Reality Show For First Time In Five Years
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008The Onion
INDIANAPOLIS—Dr.Thomas Draker’s announcement Monday that his patient Sarah Ross, 32, had successfully built up an immunity to bee stings…
McCain Wins New Hampshire Primary
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008The Onion
Senator John McCain surprised observers by winning the Republican vote in the New Hampshire primary. What do you think?
Mayor Says To Lose Weight
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008The Onion
Mick Cornett, the mayor of Oklahoma City, has challenged every citizen to lose a collective 1 million pounds in an effort to help the state capital…
[audio] Senator Receives Yet Another Handgun Gift Basket From NRA
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008The Onion
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
I Got What America Needs Right Here
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008The Onion
Sometimes I’m a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I’m wondering if you can help me get something straight….