Archive for January 1st, 2008
« Previous Entries[audio] Congress Overturns Ban On Lawn Darts
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008The Onion
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
[audio] President Bush Calls On Business Leaders To Create 500,000 Crappy Jobs
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008The Onion
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
[audio] Nigeria Elects Black President
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008The Onion
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Tiger Woods Putts Baby Into Diaper
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008The Onion
ORLANDO, FL—Tiger Woods added yet another accomplishment to his already outstanding résumé Sunday when the 13-time major winner successfully putted his baby daughter, five-month-old Sam Alexis Woods, into a fresh Huggies…
Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008The Onion
WASHINGTON, DC—Veteran character actor and Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson expressed worries to reporters Tuesday that a…
John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008The Onion
DES MOINES, IA—Edwards’ “Only the Good Things” proposal builds on previous efforts to end bad things such as skinned knees, curse words, and splinters.