Archive for January, 2008
« Previous EntriesA Poem: when Demons rear their ugly heads
Thursday, January 31st, 2008when Demons rear their ugly heads…
In Technicolor scenes, the past
is relived, the present
is stifled, and the future
is destroyed.
Nightmarish battles
are waged; lines are
drawn in the sand,
as the war hungry continue
to invade the land.
But you have to Fight!
Take a moment to reflect
on the future, of what could be
Accomplished, if only
the Battles are won -
if only hope […]
Warning: Do not swallow Chewing Gum!
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008This is what will happen!
Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
WASHINGTON—A bipartisan committee found the plan was a “super-easy” way to rake in cash, and has already borrowed supplies from Sen. Chuck Hagel’s brother-in-law.
Economic Stimulus Package On Its Way
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
Congress agreed on an economic stimulus package that would give individual taxpayers a rebate of up to $600. What do you think?
State Of The Union Address
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
President Bush delivered his last State Of The Union Address last night. What do you think?
Depressed Candidate Runs Attack Ad About Self
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008The Onion
WASHINGTON—”Is this who you want running your country?” asks the damaging spot. “Someone who can’t even run a simple microwave without crying?”