Signs that you are the drunk one…
Without thinking about how retarded this will be perceived as all over the internet, you say:
“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,”
Paris, honey, you need a better publicist. Really. And more than that, pick a cause that affects more than just 10 drunk elephants. Feed Children, or hell build them a hotel or something… but… Drunk Elephants? And apparently, you aren’t actually going to start helping them until next year? is that what I read?
You have to admire Paris’ persistence, she’s taking her search for someone who’s not just a drunken bastard and is hung like an elephant to the ultimate level.
Edit 11/14: AND the Hilarity Ensues:
Apparently, her publicist is saying she never said any of this and she’s not supporting the plight of the Drunk Elephants.
rachel :: Nov.13.2007 :: Randomly Musing, strange and unusual :: 2 Comments »
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