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Ode to spammers

Oh, spammers, why do I love thee?  Let me count the ways.

You’ve provided me with personalized holiday gifts, letters from Santa, and personalized christmas ornaments.

You’ve apologized for last night after letting me know my neighbors lost their alarm clock, and then provided me with an opportunity to buy them replica watches.
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Dog poop as a gift

dogpooI used to think mailpoop.com was one of the most bizarre sites I’d ever seen. This site was brought to my attention many years ago when a co-worker was pissed off at the boss. She found this site, emailed me the url and asked if I thought the boss would get the hint?

I didn’t think so, she didn’t send it, and we never got the joy of hearing about the dog shit package he was sent in the mail. In retrospect, I would have enjoyed knowing he got a package of hot dog shit.

Recently, I have met the ultimate recipient for the Extra Mad Special Grande order of shitty mess. Out of curiosity, I clicked “buy it” and it appears the store is closed. That’s probably a good thing, because I think I would have been insanely pissed four days from now when I thought about how I’d wasted $30.00 on this person.

This idiot would have probably thought it was funny and wouldn’t have understood the intention.

Happy Thanksgiving

Here’s a few funny cartoons about thanksgiving:

dorothy and the stuffing

blind farmer

Moose on a Wire

This came to me via email this morning:

moose

They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him. to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved !

Spiders on Drugs and Alcohol

In keeping with the strange Spider theme thats been going on here recently…I found this at Blabberwocky:

Effects of Drugs and Alcohol on Spiders

Its hilariously funny! Make sure your speakers are on.

Negative people suck!

negative people

 

Newsflash: You can’t make positive change if you are always negative about the the thing that needs the positive change! You have to be part of the solution…not part of the problem!

 

…that is all…

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